
56k warning
i'll call you back in a minute i have to wash the pasta sauce splatters off my $3,500 apple headset... yeah i wore it while i was making pasta, i always do... uh huh... yeah... yeah, it's the future... no, this is the only piece of consumer electronics i have that regularly gets caked in grease... yeah, $3,500, it's the future... that's right... marginally easier, except the part where i have to clean the cooking residue off it all the time... no, nothing like that, just timers... yeah it's gonna be like mega stained in a year... yeah, it's the future... okay bye
put the fucking phone down dude